AARP Plans to Have Kiss at Their Celebration
Because AARP turns 50 this year, they’ve decided to have a bunch of concerts and celebrations (your dues going for a good cause). At least they won’t be using the money to lobby against personal ownership of guns.
In honor of this, I think Kiss, one of the groups who were listed as attending, needs to change some of their lyrics.
So, with apologies to Kiss, here are the revised words to “I want to rock and roll all night:”
You say you wanna go for a spin
The retirement party’s just begun, we’ll let you inYou drive us wild, you drive so crazy
You can’t hear us now, we keep on shoutin’
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every dayYou keep on saying you’ll be fine for a while
You’re lookin’ goofy and you’ve got no style
You drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You’ll give us everything you’ve got
Gramps and Granny, that’s not a lotAnd you drive us wild, you drive so crazy
You can’t hear us now, we keep on shoutin’
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
I wanna sleep all nite and potty every day
