I Know What I Want for Christmas
Reading Dr. Sanity’s post on Victimhood, I came across these paragraphs. This sounds pretty neat! I think I’ll ask to become a victim for Christmas.
Chapter I: THE ADVANTAGES OF VICTIMHOOD
This brief guide is for those searching for an expedited pathway into the exalted status of Victimhood. Becoming a victim –as we all have learned from famous TV stars, prominent politicians; religions, races, and even nations–is an advantageous state of being in many ways, several of which are:
-You are not responsible for what happened to you
-You are always morally right
-You are not accountable to anyone for anything
-You are forever entitled to sympathy
-You are always justified in feeling moral indignation for being wronged
-You never have to be responsible again for anything
That would be better than a new car! No wonder it’s so attractive to people!
Oops! I guess I’ll have to do something about one of the exculsionary items:
- An underrepresented race (whoever is in the minority–the majority are barred from victimhood)However, I can self-select a racial category, so maybe I should take that route. There’s no genetic rule or family tie requirement for a person who declares themselves a minority.
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